Total Medals Earned: 5,994 (From 1,934 different games.) Total Medal Score: 79,845 Points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 2/10 (105/475 points)
Complete level 1 to unlock the medal
Complete level 9 to unlock the medal
Complete level 2 to unlock the medal
Complete level 3 to unlock the medal
Complete level 4 to unlock the medal
Complete level 5 to unlock the medal
Complete level 6 to unlock the medal
Complete level 7 to unlock the medal
250 Barrels destroyed
Complete level 8 to unlock the medal
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Receive this achievement
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (45/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Show your opponent who's boss
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/280 points)
level 1
level 3
level 6
level 9
level 12
level 15
level 18
level 21
level 24
Medals Earned: 4/62 (20/485 points)
Find "Corn Poppy" in Hell
Find "Discobolus in hell"
Find "The Girl with the pearl earing" in hell
Find Mona Lisa in Hell
Find "Henri VIII" in hell
Win game with 15 points or more
find the Scream in hell
Find "The son of man" in hell
Save 7 paintings souls from hell
find all stars to get it
Win Game with at least 25 points
Win 11 points on Round Extra
Win main game with 33 points
Medals Earned: 1/43 (10/430 points)
Find the Corn Poppy in hell
The secret smile of Mona Lisa
Find the Girl with the pearl earring in hell
Find all 3 hidden stars
Win game with all right Answers
Find Mona Lisa in hell
Find the son of man in hell
Find the Scream in Hell
Find Van Gogh in Hell
Find Venus in hell