Total Medals Earned: 5,997 (From 1,943 different games.) Total Medal Score: 79,600 Points
Medals Earned: 1/54 (5/480 points)
enter your name
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 2/21 (55/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get to blue 1
colors stuff
get to indigo
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/165 points)
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
Find and commission plufmot
Find and commission Luis
Find and commission Stepford
Find and commission Levi Ramirez
Find and commission TeraVex
Find and commission VoicesByCorey
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/320 points)
Pass first level
Loose any level
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the first location
Pass half of the game
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the second location
Pass all levels with 3 candies of the third location
Collect all candies
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 4/24 (40/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Make a combo of 15
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
Merry YIIKmas!
Viewed every submission in the YIIKmas 2021 Art Collab
Read the YIIKmas 2021 Collab Crackfic
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.