Total Medals Earned: 5,997 (From 1,943 different games.) Total Medal Score: 79,600 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/280 points)
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete 28 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/335 points)
Break a door without killing a robot.
End with a negative timer.
Kill a robot with a detonation.
End with a positive timer.
Complete a run without dying.
End with a timer above 2:00
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/50 points)
Start The Game
Watch The Opening
Eat x8 Spoonful of Beans
Check The Credits
Restart The Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/165 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/395 points)
Examine the Crime Scene
Examine the Second Crime Scene
Find A Way Into the Lust Nightclub
Find Oz his Skull Ring
Arrest Masayoshi
Solve the Case
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Should've probably watched out for the slippery water.
I guess you could have that kind of desire.
Maybe you shouldn't have entered so rudely.
That tasted like garbage!
Complete the game.